So, the game awards just happened, as of 8:46am gmt +4:30, and all I can really say is...what the fuck, they said oh yeah we're gonna reveal this huge game for last and its such a fucking huge gaem from the devs of this other fucking game...it was a hero shooter that didn't ook interesting at all, I wanted half life 3, at least gta 6 you know, everyone wanted that, but NO, they had to bait us, ragebait us even. Oh yeah and the fucking french won lmao.
Anyways here are
So this year I only played uh...Counter Strike 2...Counter Strike...Cyberunk 2077, Astlbra...Fnaf 1...a hentai game called transformative summer, which I suspect may have been my tiping point for finally transitioning, and I guess fucking vrchat, so yeah I'll just make stuff up for the categories.
The nominees for best horror game are: Counter Strike 2, Fnaf 1 and VRchat
But of course, the best horror game award goes to Counter Strike 2, for giving me countless heart attacks and jumpscares scarier than in fnaf.
As for best story, the nominees are Cyberpunk, Astlibra, and Fnaf
And obviously, the best story award goes to...it was a tough choice, but it goes to fnaf, because...well you know why, just search for fnaf lore on yutuv.
Best gameplay: Counter Strike 2, Astlibra and Transformative Summer.
This one is very obvious, the best gameplay award goes to Astlibra, for making me ragequit more times than the amount of hours I've been alive.
As for best soundtrack category, we have: Cyberpunk, Astlibra, and Transformative summer.
And of course the best soundtrack goes to Astlibra, just go listen to any of the songs in the soundtrack.
The next category is made specifically to just give a game I like an award, and that category is coziest game, and the nominees are: Fnaf 1, Transformative Summer, and VRchat
And, the award goes to, Transformative Summer, tbh the game actually has a cozy vibe to it.
And finally, the final award, game of the year, which of course will go to...
Astlibra! if it had been released this year, I don't think I played any games actually released this year lol.
I know this wasn't great, but honestly I didn't have any ideas to make it entertaining, I didn't even know the game awards was happening until like 30 minutes until it ended lol, so, sorry.