Hellooooo everyone, thank you for coming to my site, it is currently December 20th 2024 and-WAIT, DECEMBER 20th?!?!?!? There's 5 days until christmas, and 10 days until the year ends...man...
Either way, December 20th 2024 at 10pm, and I am about to initiate the My Game Awards 2024
Before we begin, I just want to clear out that some of these games weren't released this year, I just played them for the first time this year. Now, skipping all the commentary we have our first category, and that is...
and our nominees areee...
And the winner is...
Cooking simulator VR!
Now, cooking simulator VR sadly couldn't make it today, but we send big regards to his home in Kaesong North Korea.
For our next category we have...
And the nominees for this are...
And the winner...
Fortnite! for adding the skibidi toilet skin just yesterday, in fact until yesterday Hearts of Iron 4 was set to win, but that skin really turned the tide, Fortnite could you please come to the stage now?
What's your opinion on this? with a move that many (Including myself) Called idiotic, stupid but at the same time absolutely hilarious, you won this award, what do you have to say about this?
Fortnite: Well Mordecai, I believe this is quite the skibidi situation, we at epic gaymes hq can't wait to see all the 6 year olds roaming around with the skibidi toilet skin, and for the videos of kids stealing their moms credit cards to buy fortnite skind to be relevant again after almost 5 years, thank you so much.
Well, you heard fortnite talk, now it's time for our next category,
and the nominees...
And our winner is...
Farming Simulator 25! Truly incredible work they did designing the sound for all the farming equipment used in the game, FS25 please come to the stage to recieve your prize!
FS25: Thank you thank you, I would like to first thank everyone who bought the collectors edition, including you Mordecai, everyone who bought the game on steam, also including you Mordecai, and the random Polish farmer whose house we copied to make the one in the game, tysm!!!!
Now for our next category we have...
And our nominees are...
And the winner for this category is...Hearts of Iron 4, come to the stage!
Hoi4: TyTy, it truly is an honor to be one of the strategy games of all time, we can assure you that our overpriced dlcs aren't going anywhere and HOI4 will live forever, just like the ants in my kitchen, thank you everyone, keep buying dlcs so I can afford ant repellant!
Funny hoi4 should mention that, I have lots of ants in my kitchen too! Either way, moving on we have the award for
And our participants are:
And...we have a tie! both Nekopara and Pjsekai win the prize! Sadly Pjsekai is Cooking sim's neighbor in Kaesong North Korea, so only Nekopara could come, please Nekopara take the stage!
Nekopara: Nya! >~< Im so happy to have the honor of having won this prize, everyone said nekopara was for degenerate losers, and they aren't wrong but you gave it a chance Mordecai! tysm >~<
I somehow feel that was an insult...but well, for our final 2 categories we have...
With the nominees being
And the winner issss
Guitar Hero 3!!!!
GH3: Lets fucking goooooooo, I knew I'd win, Id just like to send a very big fuck you to rock band, an even bigger fuck you to activision for attempting murder against me, but look at me, Im still here! The plastic guitars live on and they will never leave, bring Guitar hero back!
Well, that was quite the statement there, now before our final category we have a very special guest that will perform for us tonight, It's MCR, My Chemical Romance!!!! and they will perform My Way Home is Through You!, let's listen.
Well that was epic, now, for our final category
We have...
And...we have a tie again! The Matrix Path of Neo and Farming Simulator 25 were just as epic games, both of you come to the stage!
Matrix PON: Thank you Mordecai for having played this game, this is a usually very forgotten and quite rare game, but you somehow dug it out of your memories, found it and beat it, and somehow loved it, thank you.
FS25: As for me, I'm glad that to have been the only one to have won 2 prizes tonight, pretty proud of myself, and once again thank you random polish farmer for letting us use your house in the game, couldnt have done it without you
And there you have it, those were my game awards 2024, be sure to tune in next year as well, and before we finish I'd like to comment on a little game called fetch, I played it when I was like 5 years old on my moms ipad, and recently I bought it and played all of it, It's a kinda cute game honestly, I recommend it, either way to close off tonight we have another very special guest, and that is...FRANK SINATRA!!!!! give him a warm welcome as he prepares to perform my way live on this stage, this has been all on my part and I hope to see you next year :3
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